This is cheating :(

Chennai to Bangalore = 350 km
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Bangalore to Chennai = 350 km


Ground Floor to 15thFloor = 15 floors
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15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors


Monday to Friday = 5 days
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Friday to Monday = 2 days

This is cheating!!!

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Statement of boys with no girlfriends in college

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College... 

1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai... 

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge 

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai 

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai 

5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara... 

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi... 

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna... 

And Finally With Full Attitude  

8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi paraaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya...

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Student: Google is a Girl..... because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting... and you ask only one question... but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...

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A Young Couple Were Having Their First Fight And this Was A Big One After A While, 

The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey" 

His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People at the Wedding"

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Angry Wife To Husband...

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where the Hell Are You ... ?" 

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace and Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ..." 

O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! 

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop :D

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Girl getting caught by brother

UNKNOWN CALL
HE-------Do you have Bf?
SHE-----Yes ! Who are you?
HE ----- Main bol raha hoon tera BHAI..ruk ghar aata hoon fir bata hoon tujhe (angry)

ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL
HE ------Do you have Bf ?
SHE --------oh no no! Who are you?
HE ------ I am your BF (angry) Cheat u broke my heart...
SHE -------Oh Sorry Darling !!! I thought you are my brother...
HE---- Main tera BHAI hi bol raha hoon kamini Ruk aaj tu...

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Different types of Girlfriends

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend... 

Pilot's Girlfriend: Zyada ud Matt Samjha 

Teacher's Girlfriend: Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe 

Dentist's Girlfriend: Daant tod ke hath me de dungi 

C.A.'s Girlfriend: Hisaab se reh samjha... 

Engineer's Girlfriend: "Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna" :D :-P

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Guy wanting to hold girls hand

Boy: Can I Hold Your Hand? 

Girl: No. 

Boy: Why? 

Girl: Because It Hurts When You Leave It !!! 

Boy (in his mind): Baap re.. I am acting but she is overacting !!

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Bad Luck

Girl: hi baby! :) 

Boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) 

Girl: are you there?? 

Boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) 

Girl: are you ignoring me or what ??? 

Boy: honey i am not.... i am here.. (sending failed) 

Girl: ok! it's over; don't you ever talk to me again! 

Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! . . (message sent) :P

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